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Wednesday, September 17, 2003
The Case Of The Missing Bastards 

This Just In ....

The Bastard Daily News reports that the following Bastards have turned up missing. If you have seen these Bastards, please report it to the Bastard Alert Hotline. Rembember these are Bastards, approach with caution.
Old Dirty Bastard:
Last Seen: Sitting on his porch as The Mad Dater was going to the laundry. I waived, he didn't - Oh well
Last Contact: Leaving The Mad Dater's "Shrew Untamed"
See: When Bastards Come Back To Haunt You

The Punisher Bastard
Last Seen: Trying to get a little something extra from the Mad Dater in her stairwell
Last Contact: Inflicting sweet touture on The Mad Dater
See: This One's For The Fellas - A HARD-equin Romance and Dear Diary - "Don't Tell Nobody"

Bob Marley Bastard
Last Seen: Sitting on the front steps of The Mad Dater's apartment after a night at MJQ.
Last Contact: Phone call where The Mad Dater gave some lame excuse about not being able to go to lunch with him because I was hungover- had he said dinner now...
See: The Big Bastard Weekend

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