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Thursday, September 18, 2003
Ace Reporter - The Digital Pimpstress cracks "The Case Of The Missing Bastards" 

This Just In ....
The Bastard Daily News:

Atlanta, Ga. - (AP) As recently posted by The Mad Dater several of Atlanta's Bastard population is Missing In Action. The Mad Dater was quoted as saying "I just date them and document. I am not the Bastard's mother".

Local police are now involved in a statewide manhunt and are combing the last known areas where The Bastards were seen. "They are Bastards as you well know and Bastards eventually show up at the least opportune moments" said Chief of the Missing Bastards Unit.

In an ironic turn of events an unknown teenage female was seen around the residence of The Punisher Bastard. Her only comment was "I heard he was fun!" but she would only reveal that she had heard it from The Mad Dater. When questioned by police The Mad Dater revealed some past sordid affairs with The Punisher Bastard but said only "it was a one time thing, and as I said I'm not his mother."

Police working on very limited clues as to the precise where-abouts of the three missing Bastard's are considering bringing in the national guard to search for them "There are literally thousands of Bastards roaming the streets of Atlanta, locating three specific Bastards could take some time" said The Cheif of the Missing Bastard's Unit in Atlanta.

As Reported by: The Digital Pimpstress

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