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Monday, August 11, 2003
When Bastards Come Back To Haunt You 

( I would say The Final Chapter, but I know there'll be a sequel)

So first I get an email from "El Bastard Gigante" .. BLEW MY MIND TOO... I was like this must be a mistake. I read it, ya man's like "What's up, Blah, Blah... Let's get up... blah , blah." So I reply to that email and tell ya boy that we should meet up on Thursday for drinks... (I ended up having a light dinner with "Old Dirty Bastard" - at Après Diem who ended up acting more Old than bastard and leaving my "shrew untamed") Well "El Bastard Gigante" ends up calling NO YOU DID NOT READ WRONG - HE CALLED ME (on Friday no less) Asking to meet up - but I already had plans to meet Dr. Sigmund Bastard at Central City Tavern . So I tell him some other time and wouldn't ya know it - I end up bumping into him on my way home and he drops me off. Still no sparks...

And in more Bastard Where Ya Been News...:

Tuesday night.. just got in my house... and who should call me: "Oh, You Can't Call Nobody Bastard" - (Note: prevoiusly I said that he really didn't deserve the bastard moniker since he hadn't done anything bastardly... huh... well guess what, he now deserves the title ) So anyway, the bastard calls me up, like
"What up, blab..blah... Oh, I can't believe that you remember that my birthday is Saturday... blah, blah... Yeah we should go to lunch on Saturday... blah, blah... The Fountainhead is a great book, thanks blah., blah..."
So we're supposed to meet on Saturday and guess what...we didn't - he din't return my phone call - what a big FLAKE And we know how The Mad Dater" feels about flakes - they're only good in my cereal. And his number gets what... Erased . But don't fret boy, and girls and those still trying to decide... My weekend got only betta - BABY . I'll tell ya'll about it tomorrah - it will answer the question: "Why does The Mad Dater's Neck Hurt?"

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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