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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Friday, August 01, 2003
Past, Present, future bastards... 

Past:
- Yeah, Yup you guessed it - "Waiting Bastard" called me last night at 11:17, and left a message on my phone telling me that he had an 11:30 curfew. Huh? What? I guess he went to that big church shebang at the Dome and has further curtailed his life according to edicts to which he's not committed to. huh! So I call him back - yes, I was a dumb jerk for that - and you know what? He didn't answer the phone. I even called him this morning - he said he'd call back...hum...that was at 8:00... What a jerk off. Hey by the way, "Waiting Bastard", if you're reading this, I've said it before and I'll say it again: DON'T CALL ME ANYMORE!. I'm beyond tired of this...

Present:
So The Mad Dater has what will now be referred to as "The Old Dirty Weekend". I'm kidnapping "Old Dirty Bastard" for the weekend! Too bad you're not invited, because with all that I have planned, it should be really fun. Bet you can't wait to find out what happens...and get your mind out of the gutter - it'll be clean...mostly. We'll call it "Angelical Debauchery".

Future:
So any way, I think there could be a new member of "The Bastard Brigade"... So, I'm on the bus being my usual cute self... and this guy (cutie pie) starts talking to me, etc, etc - you know the drill, so he asks me out next weekend, I said sure and then told him about this site and told him that he may not want to go out with me after reading this site...we'll see if I have to come up with a new bastard name!

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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