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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Tuesday, August 26, 2003
The Mad Dater's Super Hero Alter Ego 

When not enlisting Bastards into her army The Mad Dater is also a member of the Dynamic Duo of: Wonder Girl and Beverage Boy. The profile was created by Beverage Boy (whose Bastard status flucates according to The Mad Dater's mood - usually when he tries to put an unwanted move on The Mad Dater).

Superhero: Wonder Girl
Alterego: The Mad Dater
Codename: Elaine Benes, or Laney
Theme Music: Steely Dan Greatest Hits, Fleetwood Mac (almost any of their albums)
Movie: The Usual Suspects, Office Space, Requiem For a Dream
Super Powers: When she turns evil can strike fear into people with a simple stare, ability to capture all of Beverage Boy’s dance steps but one. Also has the ability to sick a pack of dogs on someone through mental telepathy.
Teams: Knicks, and Mets
Drink: Vodka Gimlet straight-up (Usually Kettle One with a Camel chaser)
Food: Mussels and Fried Calamari cook perfectly
Phrase best known for: Dumb Ass, I wish I was a lesbian, Ya only live once, jerk-o
Pet Peeves: Talking to idiotic people, chain restaurants, white zinfandel, and men making foul comments.
When she knows her tip is shot: The moment a ghetto patron puts their own hair in her food asking to speak with the manager.
Favorite Cities: Miami or Anywhere mucho caliente
Weakness: Milk and parties where incense is burned and African dances are done off of house music
Fear: Turkish men who can’t drive.
For creating this profile and for knowing The Mad Dater so well, Beverage Boy will always hold a special place in The Mad Dater's heart - should she find one. Happy Birthday Beverage Boy!

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