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Wednesday, August 20, 2003
The I-Threes 


The Bastard Daily News:
Atlanta, Ga. - (AP) "Yes, we are claiming responsibility for the kidnapping of The Mad Dater. And we'd do it again!" In a statement sent to the press today, a group known as The I-Three , (No relation to the back-up group for Bob Marley) short for The Inner Three has taken responsibility for the disappearance of The Mad Dater . They are also claiming to have written the sappy, love sick, clichéd last post, supposedly written by The Mad Dater .

Having received numerous complaints from readers of this site, The Chief of The Bitter Police started investigating who actually posted the "We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Rant: To Bring You This Clichéd Goodbye Letter"post. Most regular readers of the site knew that something was wrong and that The Mad Dater would not have written something so sappy. His team turned up nothing yesterday, but received a statement from the group claiming responsibility for the kidnapping today. The post itself is said to have been written by IGGy - The Mad Dater's Inner Good Girl.

The group know as The I-Three is made up of IGGy (Inner Good Girl), ISSy (Inner Slutty Sister) and IVOR (Inner Voice Of Reason). They are usually found hiding inside The Mad Dater and appear only when she is pre-menstrual. It seems that they had somehow escaped yesterday even though The Mad Dater should not be seeing her monthly "friend" for another two weeks.

The only description that The Bitter Police have about any members of the group is about IGGy . The scrappiest of the group, IGGy is known to be made up of Sugar, Spice and Everything nice. She can usually be found dotting her 'i''s with hearts. Do not trust her. She will win your hear over with one flash of her dimple and the next thing you know you'll be writing poetry.

At press time that is all the news we have. We will keep you posted as more news comes in....

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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