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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Monday, August 25, 2003
Free at Last... Free at Last 

Sheesh.. I'm finally free... a little woozy from all the brain washing but free. I feel like Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz" - well that's if Dorothy was older, less naive and had more style sense - though those Ruby shoes are hot!

I was freed on three conditions - one from each of The I-Three members:
IGGy (Inner Good Girl) - made me promise to be a little nicer to would be Bastards and listen to my heart.
ISSy (Inner Slutty Sister) - made me promise to not change for anyone - (A euphuism for - Have more sex and don't date people who won't) and listen to my loins.
IVOR (Inner Voice Of Reason) - made me promise to use reason in all matters of the heart and loins and listen to my brain.
Well, as per my agreement - I went to see Dr. Sigmund Bastard ; it seems that I needed a "Laying Of Hands" method to solve my problem. Seems mere talk from the good doctor would not suffice. And as always Dr. Sigmund Bastardcame through with the remedy. Made me say "Whew" ... twice.

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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