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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Friday, August 22, 2003
Be Verry, Verry Quiet 

...shh I have to type quietly. I'm still being held hostage by the I-Three. ISSy (Inner Slutty Sister), says, she kidnapped me because I must have been out of my mind to consider dating "No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard". (She put major emphasis on the NO SEX part of the deal) She told me that I was a bad girl and needed to be punished...and not in the good way. We even took a trip to the "sexuality" aisle at a Barnes & Nobles. She keeps telling me that she's gonna take me to Insurrection and buy some handcuffs for me and not the cute fuzzy kind either... shh, I almost got caught... gotta go. I think IGGy (Inner Good Girl) and ISSy (Inner Slutty Sister) are coming this way.

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