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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Wednesday, July 23, 2003
This Just In .... 

The Bastard Daily News:
Atlanta, Ga. - (AP) "I did not have sexual relations with that man." In a statement sent to the press today, The Mad Dater admitted to having made many mistake in dealings with "No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard", but denied any and all allegations of sexual misconduct. "He told me that in accordance with his Jehovah's Witness beliefs, his life had to have meaning and he would not be having sex." While The Mad Dater did admit to having numerous conversations of a sexual nature with him, The Mad Dater remains adamant that conflicts that he had with his decision were never taken advantage of, even as he lay naked next to The Mad Dater. Though "No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard" could not be reached for comment at press time, he does not deny having had fantasies involving The Mad Dater and partaking in masturbation as a means of release.

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