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Thursday, July 31, 2003
Please Give A Round Of Applause For To Our Residenr Doctor: Dr. Sigmund Bastard 

The Mad Dater wants to welcome Dr. Sigmund Bastard to Dating Tales From The Mad Dater- The Shrink to The Mad Dater
Dr. Sigmund Bastard: The Mad Dater website is bananas. Its starting to look like a personal battlefield between two bastards, one of which can't handle the fact that there's an incognito abstaining bastard.

The Mad Dater: So doctor, if I had a bastard name what would it be? You can have the honor of giving me one! Since you know my bastardly ways so well.

Dr. Sigmund Bastard: You have earned the name of the name: "Blue Mountain Bastard".

The Mad Dater: Thanks. "Blue Mountain Bastard"... interesting name. Did you give me that name because of my heritage, my ability to make balls blue or by twin peaks!?

Dr. Sigmund Bastard: Of course, you have the peaks of the Himalayas - damn the Blue Mountain! And you drain balls just as good as you make them blue, naturally it's you're heritage, but as a professional I gave you this name because you fertilize the hopes and dreams of other Bastards.

The Mad Dater: "Fertilize the hopes of bastards." What does that mean?

Dr. Sigmund Bastard:You feel as though you are a bastard magnet, in addition to that, you have the ability to nurture their bastardly ways and in some instances you do.

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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