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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Thursday, July 10, 2003
No Sex In The Champagne Room? 

So it's 12:30 and guess who calls me? "Ole Dirty Bastard" , no just "Billy" . So what does Billy boy have to tell me? "Hey how are you doing? Hey hold on a minute. Hey can I call you back?" Same story different day. We'll just see how this progresses won't we. Hey someone emailed me asked me why "Billy" doesn't have a Bastard Name? What up with that? Well you can email me with your Bastard Name for "Billy" . I personally like "No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard "- since he's a Born Again Christian and won't have sex till marriage.

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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