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Friday, July 11, 2003
I Won't Be Having Sex In The Champagne Room 

Well kids, looks like that's about it for ole "Billy" boy. Ahem... I mean "No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard " . Yeah well while we spoke yesterday evening, seems ole boy is a daddy twice over. Well that's not exactly the problem. The problem is that when we first went out he said that he had a daughter and I said (and I quote) "Wow, it's great that you're so upfront about your child. Most people wait until later to tell you something like that. I really like that." So you would think at this point, he would tell me he had another child. Oh you would think! But no, I had to find out, by it slipping out his mouth. And of course it was followed by "Oh, I thought I told you" Oh, no you didn't! And I don't mean that in the ghetto girl, neck twisting way. I mean it in the what the hell kinda way! So I think. "Well I can't trust someone who would hide their children. I feel bad for that child and sorry for him having a Bastard as a father! So Last night - I should say two drinks later - I decide to call him. I told myself that if he answered the phone, then I was meant to forgive him and talk to him. So of course he didn't answer the phone and I left the following message on his cell phone "I was really hoping that you were there. But I guess that I have to give up hope where you're concerned." Then I called him home phone...no answer. on that machine I basically said "Goodbye" and that it was good meeting him and I hope the future is good for him (See I can have some good things to say...even to bastards!). My heart hurts a littlle.......

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