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Thursday, July 17, 2003
Diaper Rash And Other Festering Things 

From: "No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard"
To:"The Mad Dater"
Subject: Re: "You do not truly know someone until you fight them."

Your patience is a short as acute diaper rash.....


From: "The Mad Dater"
To:"No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard"
Subject: Re: "You do not truly know someone until you fight them."

I don't know anything about diaper rash - being as I don't have any children. But I know when something stinks. Is it better to let it fester or take care of it right away? And I do know crap that doesn't fly with me!

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