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Friday, July 11, 2003
Can One Of You Bastards Answer Your Phone? 

So of course I'm pissed after "No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard " doesn't answer his phone. So what do I do? I do what any self respecting person in need of some ego boosting does...I call up some of the bastards in the old celly. So I call "Too Young For Me Bastard" - (This is the bastard who's good at pulling a disappearing act on me) and he answers the phone only to have me hear: "You can't be talking to nobody else while I'm here!" in the background. I barely got out "Hello" before I heard "click". So I call "Ole Dirty Bastard" - no answer. I think about calling "Dirty Talkin' Bastard" , but then I decide I don't want to end up with him trying to talk dirty to me on the phone. Especially since he so turns me off. So I call a friend and go to bed. That's not the way to end a night especially when you have a Buzz. Don't you agree?

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