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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Thursday, July 10, 2003
The Bastard Brigade 

Well, well....whew! I'm Back!!! The Mad Dater is back!. I'm back to my old sarcastic, "you get's no love" self. I thought I was about to become a whiny, nagging, "I think I love him, I think I don't" person for a second.

So why the change you ask. Well I re-upped my bastard quotient. That will really take all the love out of you. So yesterday I call "Billy Bastard" and tell him we have three choices:
  1. We can never talk to each other again.
  2. We can pretend that last week never happened.
  3. We can actas if we just met.
Of course he doesn't call me back until later. (We'll get to that later) So in the meantime as I waited...and waited...and waited for him to call me back, I decided to call some of the old bastards in my cell phone. I called "Oh Brother Where Art Thou Bastard" (The Bastard who always pulls a dissappearing act), "Ole Dirty Bastard" (He's much older than me and very dirty in the good way) and "Too Young For Me Bastard" (Nuff said).

I'll tell you all about my Bastard Brigade later, 'Cause I gotta jet.

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