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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Tuesday, July 08, 2003
Am I In Love With A Bastard? 

Ok, so I think I'm in love. Think I even met the man I'm supposed to marry. Even told the bastard so. So what's the problem? Ok, it should be obvious; he's a Bastard. Yeah I know, most men a generally bastards so I shouldn't be surprised. But I think I'm actually in love with the President of The Extraordinary League Of Bastards.

So what's his name...we'll just call him "Billy". So Billy Bastard has so pissed me off that I actually had to start a Blog about it. I even wrote a bad poem about it: (Yes I know it sucks - but so does love!)
honeysuckle in my heart

remember how beautiful I looked that first day
the ripeness of Spring
the greening of life
scented with hope
a cool light breeze
but even beautiful leaves Fall from trees
I drank in your vision
inebriated on false ideas and lives
your saline destroyed me
instead of rapture
I feel raped of joy
I drown in apprehension
a honeymoon of thorns
and evaporate into goodbye

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