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Thursday, July 17, 2003
2 Cups of Green Tea & A Diet Coke Please 

Hey Kids, guess what? I actually got up and went jogging for an hour and heaven help us all, I actually did a sit-up - 75 to be exact. Got to work and needed caffeine. Lots of caffeine. So I looked at this box of Green Tea here in the office. It says that coffee has 100g of caffeine and green tea has 40g of caffeine. Guess I'll be needing 2 bags of this 'ole green tea, huh? So ya man "No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard" calls me back this morning and leaves a really garbage message. Call him back and of course - no answer. Are you as tired of reading this, as I am of living this? I'm thinking "Yes"! Glad he didn't pick up, I really didn't want to speak to him. I kinda like playing "Phone Tag" as opposed to "Hurt-Your-Feelings Tag."

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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